(Joe from Bodhisattva, PA)
This is the fault of some fucking genius. Ever notice that most vending machines only take quarters, you never have quarters so you use the change machine to get quarters from your dollar only to have the dollar spit back at you because there's no fucking change in the machine. Then your left thristy with a pocketful of money standing next to a vending machine and you can't buy a soda.
