(Joe from the pit...)
I can't stand it when all I want to do is bone my hot girlfriend and she doesn't have the time to because her college fucked her schedule up and she bearly has time to shower in the morning let alone the 6 hours it'll take us to finish fucking for the evening. Now I have to go home and search the internet for a good 2 hours before I can find a suitable bit of material to whack off to. By the time I'm finished, its gonna be chafed and sore due to the 3 hours of repeatedly punching the clown. Halfway satisfied and restless I have to then go to sleep early so I don't feel like shit for work tomorrow. Its all because some bitch working for the university didn't doing her damn job one day and somewhere there is some other guy in the same predicament (probably many more, I know I'm not the only one) just because of one lazy bitch.