(Joe from Bodhisattva, PA)
If I get told by one more empty-headed fuckstick that I need a girlfriend or the least a date for valentines day, I'm not just going to knock their teeth down their fucking throat. I'm going to castrate them with a rusty claw hammer so their dumbasses can't spawn more dumbasses to piss off future generations. Fuck valentine's day, fuck dating. There are no sane women left. Don't try to argue because I'm right.