(Blazes from Satan's groin sack, aka Los Angeles)
Fuckin' jury duty makes you call EVERY NIGHT to see if you'll get your ass dragged into some smelly court room the next day. Why can't they just call you in once instead of torturing you with this day-to-day crap? I have a life, need to make doctor appointments, and all that shit. I'm on hold while the government pecks at my schedule. Bastards.